MOMI LAUGHS/ Anecdotes from Tots (part 14)

Jun 27, 2016 | Love, Only Berlin

THE HORRIBLE DOUGHNUT

May 11, 2011

Momi Berlin brought home a box of Gonuts Donuts. Firstborn and Second son took their pick, while Bunso got the peanut butter-flavoured doughnut and took a bite.  He leaned near my face and whispered, “Tastes horrible.”  Then grinned.

No doubt, he heard the word HORRIBLE in one television show.

THE DOG THAT DOESN’T LOOK LIKE A DOG

August 11, 2011

With their mother working away from home, the only possible way to help my boys review for their exams is through making examination papers for them to work with.

Plus you got to receive comments like, “This doesn’t look like a dog, mama.”

THE CHURCH TANOD

September 19, 2011

Our family heard mass last night. A little girl sat beside us and she would sing and run within the area.  Bunso was obviously irritated.

Bunso:  Mama, when I’m old na, I will guard this church during mass so no little girls would be too playful and disrespectful.

THE PUSAKAL AND JAPAN

We reviewed for the boys’ mastery exam.  Snippets of our conversation:

SCIENCE

Momi Berlin:  Ok, now, a group of lions

Bunso:  pride

Momi Berlin:  a group of dogs

Bunso:  pack

Momi Berlin:  a group of fish

Bunso:  school of fish

Firstborn joined conversation

Firstborn:  How about a group of cats?

Bunso:  Huh?  (then looked at me, very clueless).

Firstborn:  E di, pusakal.

GEOGRAPHY

Momi Berlin:  USA?

Bunso: United States of America

Momi Berlin:  Very good!

Second son likewise raised his own question.

Second son:  Bunso, how about Japan?

Momi Berlin and Bunso looked at each other, very clueless.

Second son:  Just Always Pray At Night.

EAVESDROPPING ON KIDS

September 20, 2011

bunso:  When I pee, my body shakes.  What was that for?

firstborn:    Because that’s the way it is.

second son:  Better ask mama to be sure.

second son: What does internet stand for?

bunso:  Facebook and Angry Birds.

second son :   H – U – W – A – T ! ! !  It is interconnected network!  That simple!

bunso:  I love Hansel Cookie especially when I dip it in my milk.  Hmmmm.  Delicious!

second son:  I don’t like that Hansel. I don’t like mocha.

firstborn:  Me too.  I like the white one better. The vanilla flavor.

second son:  Yes, the vanilla flavor.  How can we finish all these if we do not like mocha?

firstborn:  You tell mama to buy the vanilla flavor instead.

bunso:  Why should we drink milk before sleeping?

firstborn:  Because milk makes you tall.

bunso:  Mama told me I will get tall if I sleep.  Then I will get tall by drinking milk.  My! I will be so tall na.

OUR LITTLE MAGICIAN

Had the opportunity to eat dinner with the boys last night.  With business trips and coming home late at night, I seldom join them for dinner.  Last night was different.  We had our usual joke time and updating session.

Firstborn:  mama, I have one funny story.

Momi Berlin:  Go ahead.

Firstborn:  There was once before a bald boy.  his favorite color was blue.  His house was color blue.  He went to school and his school was color blue.  He went to the comfort room and even the tiles were in color blue.  He saw a green comb.  Why didn’t he get the comb?

Momi Berlin:  Because it’s green.  His favorite color is blue.

Firstborn:  No!  because he was a bald boy.

And the boys roared with laughter.

Bunso:  I have mine as well.  I have a story too.

Momi Berlin:  Ok, your turn now, bunso.

Bunso:  there are two birds named Repeat and Irepeat…

Second son:  It was the same story you’ve been telling us for months now, bunso.

bunso:  Ok, I will do a magic for all of you instead.

Momi Berlin:  Nice.  Go ahead.

THE TRUTH ABOUT TOOTH FAIRY at AGE 9

Early morning, firstborn handed over his tooth to me.

Firstborn:  I had my tooth extracted all by myself. I placed the tooth under my pillow hoping the tooth fairy will replace it with money once I have fallen asleep.   I saw the tooth under the pillow still.  No money for me.  Tooth fairies aren’t true pala.

PUPPET MASTER

Last night, FiRstboRn entertained us with his puppet show – such a relaxing way to end the day.

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43 Comments

  1. robin masshole mommy

    Kids are so much fun, aren’t they? You just never know what they will say or do.

    Reply
  2. Amy Jones

    Hahah these are so great! I really liked the story of the bald boy

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    • momi berlin

      Hahah. Me too. Didnt even remember the boy being bald because of all the blue stories.

      Reply
  3. momknowsbest15

    I love the way your boys think. Kids say the cutest things.

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you. They lovd sharing jokes and funny stories.

      Reply
  4. fsqgwebadmin

    That is great you are writing it all down. They grow up so fast and you forget about how cute their minds worked.

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    • momi berlin

      Yes, exactly the reason I have to jot down everything before I totally forgot about those funny details.

      Reply
  5. Nikki Jenner

    Kids’ thoughts are very genuine. They are so fun to be with. I like how they think!

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  6. Sarah Bailey

    It is amazing the way children think – wonderful to keep a record of it all. x

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  7. The Mad Mommy

    Kid logic is one of the most incredible things! I love to record my kids!

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  8. Shannon P

    One of the best parts about having kids is hearing their takes on the world and everything that comes out of their mouths!

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  9. Geraldine

    Love the one about Tooth Fairy! One day they will discover it themselves, LOL!

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    • momi berlin

      Hahaha. And they would soon discover those fairies were their parents. Hahaha.

      Reply
  10. Rosey

    lol it’s all a matter of perspective, right? 🙂 Kids really do say the darndest things. 🙂

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    • momi berlin

      I agree. But they remain cute and adorable despite of their being clueless or frankness.

      Reply
  11. Elizabeth O.

    Kids are always fun! They say the funniest things and it’s really so nice to be able to spend time with them after a long day at work. Looks like you’re having a lot of fun!

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    • momi berlin

      One of the best conversations is to have it with kids. You will surely end up laughing and inspired.

      Reply
  12. mskathykenny

    This is really funny. I love the convos. It’s the same one I have with my son but a little more sarcastic coz he got his sarcasm from me hahaha.

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    • momi berlin

      Hahaha. I love kids when they sometimes show sarcasm. Ehehe.

      Reply
  13. Angie@chasingmyhalo

    This is hilarious! What a great way of remembering what they say!

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    • momi berlin

      Haha. Yes. I hope they wont deny it when they happen to read this.

      Reply
  14. peace kairu

    This is too funny, such a fun way to remember

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    • momi berlin

      Indeed a fun read for this mother.

      Reply
  15. Parpar de Real

    This is so great and kids thinking was really genius

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you. Yes, kids’ thinking is sometimes beyond our control and imagination b

      Reply
  16. Chris Williams

    I always giggle when reading your blogs, we have someone in the UK who writes like you too and he is a ‘Dad blogger’ similar but very funny too.

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you. Would love to read his blog, too. 🙂

      Reply
  17. Alfonzowords

    hahahah! that dog one. sooo funny and adorable. Great post, I was drawn away from my daily worries and just got to enjoy this post

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    • momiberlin

      Thank you that you enjoyed this short read.

      Reply
    • momiberlin

      Thank you for the appreciation.

      Reply
  18. Nicole

    Hahaha! So funny. I can’t imagine my son when he will start his schooling next year.

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    • momiberlin

      Hahhaa. better ready yourself.

      Reply
  19. irishred13

    Hilarious! Gotta love the funny things they say

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    • momiberlin

      Hihi. Thanks for the appreciation.

      Reply
    • momi berlin

      Thank you for finding this post entertaining:)

      Reply
  20. Agnes Dela Cruz

    This cracks me up! I like how kids can be originally funny at many times.

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    • momi berlin

      Haha. Lol on originally funny. And most of the times, they are clueless that they are funny talaga.

      Reply
  21. momi berlin

    I also like how they think. So original and witty.

    Reply
  22. Tauyanm

    i am struggling with tooth fairy still haha although i alway give my daugher gold chocolate coins instrad haha

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    • momi berlin

      The gold chocolate coins are indeed a great idea. I still have an 11-month old who would soon experience this tooth fairy thing so I will definitely save some gold chocolate coins.

      Reply

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