MOMI LAUGHS/ Anecdotes from Tots (part 5)

May 11, 2016 | Love, Only Berlin

I was able to clean my knick-knack box, thanks to my boys who helped me with our nine-month-old guy.  From my cleaning, I saw some battered sheets of paper with my quick writings on them.  I found this momi laughs alone. Sharing with you the treasures I’ve found –

MOMI LAUGHS ON THE COMPUTER IS A GENIUS

September 5, 2012

Bunso has ringworm.  I asked my ever reliable pedia-cousin for an effective medicine to treat ringworm.  She recommended Miconazole.  My son has been using it for almost a week now.

Without my knowing, Bunso checked the internet one day.  He searched for buni (ringworm) and read Miconazole as an effective treatment for it.  He mentioned to me that we are using the right medication.

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Momi laughs / The new bike Second Son got for his birthday. And Bunso tried it even if still inside the mall.

MOMI LAUGHS ON TOO HARD A CONDITION

September 7, 2012

Second son got a new bicycle for his 9th birthday.  And Bunso obviously would want to have one as well.

Momi:  I will buy you a bicycle as well, Bunso.  First, be your section’s first honors.

Bunso:  How come Kuya got a bike for his birthday and I will have mine if I placed first?  That seems unfair.  Kuya did not exert any effort at all!

MOMI LAUGHS ON THE NATURAL AND MACHINE SPIN DRYER

September 15, 2012

Sunday morning. Done with the laundry.  Momi is  hanging clothes on the clothesline.

Bunso:  Momi, how many spin dryers do we have?

Momi:  One only, Bunso.

Bunso:  No.  You’re wrong, mama.

Momi:  How many then, Bunso?

Bunso:  We have two.  One is our spin dryer and the other is the sun dryer.   (then his grins).

MOMI LAUGHS ON THE SMARTEST IN CLASS

September 25, 2012

Bunso:  Mama, who was the smartest boy in your class when you were in grade one?

Momi:  I can’t remember na, Bunso.

Bunso:  Ask me, mama.  Who’s the smartest boy in our class?

Momi:  Who is the smartest boy in your class, Bunso?

Bunso: Well, it’s me.  I always raise my hands during recitation.  Sometimes, I don’t want to raise my hand.  It’s too tiring. It’s always me raising a hand while my classmates are just there sitting and do not know the answer. Hay-

MOMI LAUGHS ON PWEDE PALIBRE?

September 25, 2012

Bunso:  mama.

Momi: yes, my child.

Bunso:  Francis got  P10 yesterday.  He bought ice drop.  I didn’t have any money with me yesterday.

Momi:  You don’t always need money, Bunso.  You have your lunch and snacks.  From time to time, I can give you money but not always.

Bunso:  Yes, I got it, mama.  Anyway, I had ice drop as well yesterday.  And mind you, I didn’t have any money that time.

Momi:  How?  Francis’ treat?

Bunso:  No. I asked Ate Lilian (the owner of the canteen), “Ate Lilian, pwede palibre?” (Ate Lilian, may I have it for free?)

MOMI LAUGHS ON THE CASE OF THE MISSING MEDICINE

November 5, 2012, dinner time

I took the medicine the doctor prescribed me to take for two weeks.   The kids looked at me with  curious eyes.

Second son:  How do you call that kind of medicine, mama?

Momi:  This is called a capsule.  Usually, older people like mama take capsule. Kids like you take syrup.

Bunso:  Ow, I know what is inside that small capsule.  I saw Momi Elvie (my mother) has that kind of medicine.  I found it on top of her kitchen counter. I opened it and found a powdery substance inside.  I tried to put back the capsule into its original form but it was hard.  I just left it on top of Momi Elvie’s counter.   Lucky me she didn’t find out it was me!

Second son:  I did that as well.  I saw that medicine too, on top of her counter.  I opened it and found the powdery substance.  I poured water on it to replace the powder but the capsule slipped off my finger.     I threw the capsule in the bin.  And next morning, I heard Momi Elvie very angry.  She found out about the capsule.  I didn’t say a word.

And I just smiled.  My mother complained of the kids the other day.  “They played with my medicine,” was her angry accusation. And now, I heard it from the kids.   I now got a clear picture of the missing medicine, right from the suspects’ mouth.

But I won’t turn them into the “police.”

 

47 Comments

  1. Dunja

    Hahah! I love hearing all the funny things kids say. I have younger brothers and i love talking to them and hearing how they think and what ideas they come up with; it’s so amusing sometimes

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  2. Robin Masshole Mommy

    Kids say the darndest things. Loved reading this 🙂

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you. And glad your enjoyed.

      Reply
  3. Rebecca Bryant

    Kids are funny. they definitely keep us on our toes and full of laughter.

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    • momi berlin

      Yes, the boys keep the small house fun and seldom gloomy.

      Reply
  4. Rachel Mouton

    This is such a fun age! I love talking to little ones and getting their simple opinion of the world around them 🙂

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    • momi berlin

      Yes, such a fun age. I even wished before that they stay as toddlers forever. I could be real selfish. Ehehe.

      Reply
  5. momknowsbest15

    Kids are so cute at times. I love this age!

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    • momi berlin

      Yes, they could utter the most hilarious things. And when they become teenagers already, they become so quiet and reserved.

      Reply
  6. Carol Cassara (@ccassara)

    There is no end to the number of books, videos and shows that have been put out on the hilarious things children say. They are naturally funny!

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  7. AyeshaHeart

    I enjoyed reading this post ^ ^ Kids are so adorable 🙂 Thanks for sharing!

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    • momi berlin

      Yes, we tend to forget things and writing them done is a way to relive the memories or even have a copy of those fun memories.

      Reply
  8. Chrishelle

    Kids do say the craziest things. I remember all the funny things my kids said growing up. Of course now they deny they ever muttered those adorable remarks.

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    • momi berlin

      Hahaha. And i bet when we were that young, we would utter the same funny lines and ended up denying them too.

      Reply
  9. tp keane

    awe poor Bunso having ringworm. He’s so cute and the things he says are brilliant.

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you. The ringworm is now gone. Ihihi.

      Reply
  10. Michelle Gwynn Jones

    I like how he thinks his the smartest kid because he raises his hand.

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  11. Elizabeth O.

    Kids and their crazy but fascinating antics! These are moments that make you proud and laugh as well. It’s really rewarding to be a parent.

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    • momi berlin

      Yes, our house is seldom gloomy because of their funny stories and jokes.

      Reply
  12. Karlyn Flores

    He’s so great and smart bunso, I wish my son be like him

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you. Surely your son is smart and great as well.

      Reply
  13. Danne Reed

    Kids are the most genuine people around. It is so nice to have kids at home, they are so adorable and sweet!

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    • momi berlin

      Yup, kids can brighten a sad room. Going out without them would sometimes be real lonely.

      Reply
  14. Courtney Gillard

    It’s so sad that Bunso has ringworm but he is so lovely. Kids are so sincere! I love being around with them as long as they don’t throw up a tantrum!

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    • momi berlin

      Hahaha. Kids can be in their cutest even in throwing tantrums. Ihihi.

      Reply
  15. sparkofsouthernmoms

    Sorry about him having ringworm! I love what he says! He is a cute kid!

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you for appreciating my little boy.

      Reply
  16. Beauty that walks

    I had ringworm once, it was very itchy and I couldn’t touch it. I was dying for it to go.

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    • momi berlin

      Haha. Good that the ringworm didnt stay long. Yes, it can be real inconvenient.

      Reply
  17. Karlaroundtheworld | Karla

    Smart kid! It’s always good to remember their little quirks and smart behaviors, you can really see your fun side from them.

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    • momi berlin

      Haha. Yes, i love exchanging stories with them too.

      Reply
  18. Ana Fernandez

    hahaha so adorable! Im so rsorry he has ringworm

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    • momi berlin

      Haha. Done and over with the ringworm. Ihihi.

      Reply
  19. Kathy

    I love the things kids say. They’re always so funny! I loved reading this. So funny!

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  20. Agnes Dela Cruz

    Kids can really get away in a smart and funny ways.. haha! I like the palibre scene. 😀

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    • momi berlin

      Ahihi. Yes, I agree. Thay have their cute ways to get what they want.

      Reply
  21. ❣ The MrsTee ❣ (@themrstee)

    these are so cute! My kiddies say a few things daily that leave me speechless. I love the fact that he feels a birthday present needs no effort… makes sense…LOL

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  22. Ann Bacciaglia

    Kids are just to funny sometimes. These are so cute.

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you. Yes, so funny at times.

      Reply
  23. The Trophy WifeStyle

    It’s is cute how honestly kids can be!! My daughter is constantly saying gunning things because she just so blunt and honest

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    • momi berlin

      Kids really cAn be so brutally frank and honest.

      Reply
  24. Claudia Krusch

    Kids are soooo funny sometimes. These are super cute! Loved your post!

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    • momi berlin

      Thank you. Yes, they can be soo funny and adorable.

      Reply

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